MARLTON CHIEFS BOYS LACROSSE
Registration for the 2023 Spring season is now live!
We are very excited to begin another year of Marlton Boys Lacrosse. Our goal is to make Marlton Boys Lacrosse an experience that teaches our young athletes life lessons while instilling strong values and a love for the game of lacrosse that will last a lifetime.
Marlton Boys Lacrosse will participate in the South Jersey Youth Lacrosse League and will field teams in five different age classifications serving players currently in Pre-Kindergarten* – 8th Grade. Our teams will practice at least 2x times per week during the season and will begin those practices in February. Games within the South Jersey Youth Lacrosse League will start in March and end in early May. Each team will play approximately 12-15 regular season games against rival towns throughout the South Jersey area, with the potential for our older teams to participate in playoffs and end of the year tournaments. A player in 8th Grade born between January 1, 2008 – April 30, 2008 will need to apply for and receive a waiver from the South Jersey Youth Lacrosse League in order to participate.
The number of players on each team will vary as it depends on the overall number of registered players for that specific age group. If numbers are too high to field one team within a specific age group, multiple teams in that age group will be formed and players will be placed on teams based upon a player’s experience and skill level. Coaches will evaluate their respective teams in February and place their team within the appropriate South Jersey Youth Lacrosse division to ensure competitive game play.
Prior to Registration: US Lacrosse Membership
Players and COACHES must renew or join US Lacrosse ($30.00 per player which is not included in the registration) prior to registering to play. The player’s US Lacrosse info will be asked at the time of registration. When joining or renewing a US Lacrosse membership, please choose MARLTON RECREATION BOYS LACROSSE as the organization.
Please Join here: https://www.uslacrosse.org/membership
Required Lacrosse Equipment: All Age Classifications
The South Jersey Youth Lacrosse League requires each player to wear and participate with the appropriate equipment. Players are responsible for sourcing all of their own playing and protective gear which includes the following: lacrosse stick, lacrosse helmet, lacrosse gloves, lacrosse shoulder pads, lacrosse arm/elbow pads, and a mouth guard.
For further information on the required lacrosse equipment, please visit: http://www.usalacrosse.com/equipment
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Blue Star Coaching Staff
Blue Star Coaching Staff
Blue Star believes that the strongest asset we have is our large network of incredibly talented coaches and players. This network reaches far beyond our four directors – to professional Canadian box lacrosse coaches, professional (MLL/NLL) guest coaches, current college players, and volunteer coaches. Our staff of veteran high school coaches has a combined 140+ years of coaching experience that is unmatched in New Jersey.
Don Green – Director of All-Stars
Head Coach – Shawnee High School (2019 – Current)
Head Coach – Robbinsville High School (2012-2014)
Head Coach – Hun School of Princeton (2011)
Full Bio
MV Whitlow – FOunder
Westfield High School
Hun School (2013-2019)
The Lawrenceville School (2004-2012)
14 State Championships
Full Bio
Mike Webster
Head Coach, The Pingry School
NJ Lacrosse Hall of Fame Inductee
NJ Coaches Hall of Fame Inductee
6x State Champion (1993, 2006, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018)
Over 300 Career Wins
Boomer Wertheimer
Head Coach, Westfield High School
Kean University
Bill Sutphin
Head Varsity Coach, Lenape High School
Division Titles in ’10, ’12, ’16
3x US Lacrosse South Jersey Coach of the Year
2x Burlington County Times Coach of the Year
2x Courier Post Coach of the Year
1x Philly Lacrosse Coach of the Year
Bryan Hopper
Assistant Coach, The Lawrenceville School
Assistant Coach, The Hun School of Princeton (2017-2019)
Hamilton College
The Lawrenceville School
Jeff snow
Offensive Coordinator, The Hun School of Princeton
4 MAPL State Championships @ Hun (’15, ’16, ’18, ’19)
3 Prep A State Championships @ Hun (’15, 18, ’19)
3 State Championships @ Gilman School (’98, ’00, ’09)
CHRIS ASLANIAN – ATTACK
Coach at Princeton University
MLL Outlaws
Hobart College ’19
Westfield/The Hun School of Princeton
Tucker Mizhir
The Lawrenceville School, Assistant Coach
Princeton University, Assistant Coach (2018-2019)
Culver Military Academy, Assistant Coach (2014 – 2018)
Culver Academy No. 2 Ranked Program in the country 2014, No. 4 in 2018, No. 3 Rank in 2017
Murf Butler – Associate All-Star Director, director of Box Lacrosse
Assistant Coach, Shawnee High School (2021-Present)
Defensive Coordinator, Mercer County Community College (2019) Ole Miss 2018
Hopewell Valley, NJ
Eric Destefano – Associate Director/Head CoacH
Salisbury University – 2014
– 2x National Champion
Moorestown High School – 2010
– State Champion
– Team Captain
Steven Sanczyk – defense
Assistant Coach, Seton Hall Prep (2019)
Lehigh University
Seton Hall Prep
Kinnelon, NJ
Sam Kossoff
15 State Prep Championships
Coached at The Lawrenceville School and McDonogh (MD)
Defensive Coordinator at McDonogh School in 2004 (#1 Ranking in Nation and Undefeated)
dAN LAMELA – Director of Camps
Stockton University Class of 2014
Brick Memorial High School
READ: Bone Marrow Transplant Saves Life
Dan Fowler – Goalies
Assistant Varsity Coach, Lenape High School
*Specializes w/ Blue Star Goalie Training*
Dean Lamela – Defense
Penn State University ’19
The Lawrenceville School
Brick, NJ
Drew Lamela – Goalie
Chestnut Hill College Class of 2016
Brick Memorial High School
Brick Township, NJ
Owen Black – MIDFIELD
Villanova University
The Hun School of Princeton
Princeton, NJ
Chris fake – Defense
Yale University – 2x 2nd Team All-American
2018 National Champion
2018 Ivy League Rookie of the Year
The Hun School of Princeton
Kyle Horihan – Defense
Williams College ’20
The Hun School of Princeton
LUKE PRYBYLSKI – ATTACK
Villanova University
Westfield/The Hun School of Princeton
Westfield, NJ
Griffin Moroney – attack
Salisbury University
The Hun School of Princeton
Califon, NJ
Matt Lajoie
Gettysburg College ’23
Lenape HS ’18
Austin Haynes – Defense
Delaware University ’19
Delaware Record Holder for Caused Turnovers
Moorestown HS
Brian Einstein
Assistant Varsity Coach, Lenape HS 2014-2018
Widener University Class of 2014
Lenape HS ’10
Shane Doss – Goalie
Notre Dame University
Glen Ridge High School
Glen Ridge, NJ
Griffin Thompson – Goalie
University of Virginia
National Champion 2019
The Lawrenceville School
Princeton, NJ
Jake Nordhausen
Rutgers University 2020
Loyola Blakefield
Ellicot City, MD
Matt McCall
Assistant Coach, Shawnee HS Varsity
Gib Versfeld – Goalie
Amherst College
The Hun School of Princeton
Langhorne, PA
Brendan black – Attack
Villanova University
The Hun School of Princeton
Princeton, NJ
Tim Montgomery – Attack
Towson University
Lenape High School
Mt. Laurel, NJ
Mitch rothstein – FACEOFF
Cornell University
Haddonfield Memorial High School
Haddonfield, NJ
Colby Wehner
Canisius College ’15
Irondequoit HS (NY) ’11
Cole Touhey – Goalie
Rutgers University
Rutgers Prep
Bridgewater, NJ
Dan Wigley – Midfield
Loyola University
Shawnee High School
Medford Lakes, NJ
ZACH COLE – FACEOFF
St. Joseph’s University
Lenape High School
Mt. Laurel, NJ
MIKE SHINSKE – MIDFIELD
Penn State University
Shawnee High School
Medford, NJ
CONNOR GAFFNEY – FACE-OFF
Lehigh University
Lenape High School
Mt. Laurel, NJ
Jim Spicer
Assistant Coach, Seneca High School
US Lacrosse Assistant Coach of the Year 2014
Head Coach, Cardinal Dougherty
Head of Marlton Chiefs Lacrosse
LaSalle University
Luke Wiles
Growing up in Orillia, Ontario, Coach Wiles attended the University of Delaware.
NLL career
- 8 Year NLL Veteran
- Drafted 4th overall in 2005 NLL Draft
- Named to 2006 All-Rookie Team
- Garnered over 450 points
- 3x NLL All-Star
- 12+ years coaching Box Lacrosse
Junior Career
- Played six years for Orillia Rama Kings and St. Catherines Athletics
- Led the league in scoring for two straight years (’01-’02)
- Led the Athletics to Minto Cup National Championship
- Named tournament MVP in 2003
- Finished Junior career with 404 points in 108 games
Alex Turner
Growing up in Kamloops, British Columbia, Coach Turner is an experienced Coach and Lacrosse Player.
NLL career
- 6 Year NLL Veteran
- Drafted 32nd overall in 2008 NLL Draft
- 8+ years coaching Box Lacrosse
Junior Career
- Played for New Westminster in the BC Jr A
Bryan Hopper, Director of Box Lacrosse
- Assistant Coach, The Hun School of Princeton, 2018-Current
- 2 Prep A State Championships
- 2 MAPL Championships
- Assistant Coach, Princeton Day School, 2017
- Mercer County Champions ’17, Prep B State Champions ’17
- 2014 USILA Scholar All-American
- FIL Team Israel Box Lacrosse, 4th Place at World Indoor Lacrosse Championships 2015, 2017 Eurobox Champions
- Hamilton College (2x Captain, 2x All-NESCAC)
- The Lawrenceville School Class of ’09 (Captain), 3x State Champion (’07, ’08, ’09)
Email Coach Hopper, Bryanhopper@Bluestarlacrosse. com
Brad MacArthur
General Manager:
Brooklin Redmen (Senior A)
Head Coach:
Clarington Green Gaels (Junior B)
Team Israel Box Lacrosse (International)
Hailing from Barrie, Ontaria, Coach MacArthur is currently the general manager of the Brooklin Redmen (Senior A). Additionally, he is the head coach of two box lacrosse programs: Team Israel (international) , and the Clarington Green Gaels (juniors). Prior to Coaching, he played in the NLL for seven seasons. He has coached the likes of Mark Matthews and is highly respected throughout the box lacrosse world. He will teach players the correct way to play indoor lacrosse which will have a tremendous impact on their field game!
Na’ati Akauola – Performance & Wellness Consultant
Coach Na’ati Akauola is currently the Head of Strength and Conditioning at the Hun School of Princeton. He presides over the training and lifting regiments of the athletics department and takes a forward thinking, progressive and wholistic approach to strength training and conditioning. He has a BA from Rutgers University and a masters from California University of Business.
Email Coach Akauola @ na’[email protected]
Laura Poore
Coach Poore attended Westfield State University where she studied and became certified as an athletic trainer. Upon graduating, she then attended University of Massachusetts Amherst where she received her Master’s of Science in Kinesiology. For the next three years, she worked as an athletic trainer at Amherst College. She currently resides in Princeton and works as the assistant strength and conditioning coach and a science teacher at Hun.
Email Coach Poore @ laurapoore@hunschool. org
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“Miles Garrett sneezes at the quarterback. Judges give 15 yards.” What’s Definitely Happening This NFL Season – First & Goal
Week 2
In one game, the Ravens lose four more players before the end of the season due to injury. John Harbaugh arranges a viewing of priests and shamans.
Davante Adams breaks the record for the number of receptions per match. Hunter Renfroe asks the coach to move him to defense.
Dan Campbell clarified that those players who do not want to bite their kneecaps will then chew their elbows.
Miles Garrett sneezes at the quarterback. The referees give roughness against the passer and a 15 yard penalty.
Belichick is being asked about the best wide receivers in the NFL right now. He picks Cooper Cup, Adam Thielen, Hunter Renfroe, and the guy who still plays lacrosse.
Week 3
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Giselle visited the Buccaneers game. She sat on the podium and drilled her husband with a look.
Joe Flacco ends the game with three interceptions and no touchdowns. His eldest son leaves home and takes his mother’s maiden name.
Lavi Smith became ill after the coach of the special teams offered to throw an onside kick.
The Giants offense looks exactly like it should, given that Kafka came up with it. Franz Kafka.
Matt Araisa is accused of another crime. He beat up Jackson Mahomes. A petition is being launched on the Internet asking to drop all charges against him. I mean, everything. The petition is gaining a million in the first day.
Week 4
In a game against the Jets, Pittsburgh quarterback Mitchell Trubisky throws a game-tying interception on Sauce Gardner. After the game, Gardner says that he is the only Gravy left at Steelers Stadium. The Heinz Field account retweets his quote.
Jacksonville head coach Doug Pederson kicked and insulted a kicker before the match. Journalists praise Pederson for tough motivation. “Finally we have a real coach,” says Trevor Lawrence.
Jimmy Garoppolo returns to the San Francisco starting lineup to cheers. Gained 180 yards and 1 touchdown with 1 interception.
Eminem releases a track about the Detroit Lions. This is the most optimistic track in the entire discography of the artist.
5th week
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The Bengals sign Cam Newton. He thinks it’s Joe Burrow’s stunt double, but really his stylist.
Football Outsiders have calculated that JJ Watt invested more money in Houston charities than he earned in Arizona.
Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Gerrion Ealy is named AFC Offensive Player of the Week. Who? That’s it.
Aaron Rogers calls Davanta Adams and is silent on the phone.
Christian McCaffrey tells Seikwon Barkley a very funny joke on a collaborative podcast. Players slap each other on the knees with laughter. Both are out for the rest of the season.
Week 6
The Buffalo game goes into overtime. During the draw, Josh Allen suggests playing rock-paper-scissors.
Derrick Henry nearly crushed a cornerback to death.
New scandal in Washington! The Washington Post accuses Dan Snyder of being a member of a neo-Nazi group, seducing minors and possibly having something to do with the Kennedy assassination.
Desperate Drew Lock tried to break Gino Smith’s jaw, but his fist was intercepted by one of the Seattle defenders. Not Jamal Adams for sure.
Tony Romo accurately predicts that Cooper Rush will drop a pick six. Jerry Jones is crying in front of the TV.
7th week
Jerry Jones puts a VHS tape of “Home Game” on Mike McCarthy’s desk. McCarthy breaks out in a cold sweat.
Mike McDaniel calls the pass in a 4-and-38 situation. Tangovailoa throws for Tyreke Hill, but the ball misses 10 yards. After the match, the receiver praises the head coach for his courage.
Bill Barnwell fired from ESPN for using the cliché “Houston, we’re in trouble” in a 12,000-character analysis about Davis Mills’ shortcomings in blitz shots.
Gardner Minshew gets a pay raise. No, he does not go out on the field, they just bought a prison bus from him.
Tua Tangovailoa, Clyde Edwards-Hileir and Equanimius St. Brown are up for the Offensive Player of the Week award. There is no mention of this on the NFL twitter.
8th week
A frustrated Baltimore fan posted a photoshopped picture of Lamar Jackson as a car insurance salesman on Instagram. The official Ravens account gave a like.
British scientists have noted the positive effect that NFL matches with the Jacksonville Jaguars have on London. More and more metropolitan youth are beginning to get involved in soccer.
Before the deadline, the Eagles general manager trades Denzel Mims from the Jets for a box of matches, a condom and a Muscovite social card.
Aaron Donald almost strangled his opponent during a match. He was given a 15 yard penalty.
Las Vegas Raiders come to the Halloween party dressed as Las Vegas Raiders.
Week 9
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Patrick Mahomes throws an accurate pass with his eyes closed. Everyone is delighted. Nathan Peterman claims he was the first to think of doing this.
The Bills receive a delay penalty on their fourth down. The panther dozed off on the edge and, waking up, could not find his helmet.
After playing a couple of games with an ankle injury, coach Josh McDaniels offers him a “work tool” – avocado ice cream. Carr misses the match due to food poisoning.
Jameis Winston threw 6 touchdowns against Baltimore. And half of them are for your team!
After a concussion from the previous game, Brady comes to play against the Rams in St. Louis.
Week 10
Belichick says at a press conference that drastic measures are needed to improve the offensive situation. Matt Patricia has been promoted to Offensive Coordinator, but linebacker coach Steve Belichick will assign combinations to Mack Jones.
Jacoby Brisset is put on the bench, although Watson’s return is still a few weeks away. “For me, this situation is nothing new, it has all happened many times before,” says Brisset.
Kirk Cousins is in Game 5 of 300+ straight passing yards. Dalwyn Cook demands an exchange.
Dennis Allen finally figured out the wifi password in Sean Peyton’s office.
On the scoreboard in Munich, the name of one of the teams is misspelled “Tampa Bayern”. After the final whistle, it is obvious that there is no mistake.
Week 11
A Chargers fan comes to the Chargers home game.
Brian Flores publicly declares himself a homosexual and adds a couple more paragraphs to the text of the lawsuit against the NFL.
Colts panther Pat McAfee arrives for a preview after injury. He is signed. Like a linebacker.
Deebo Samuel throws a passing touchdown during a trick play. That same evening, he declares that he wants to earn “and as a quarterback too.”
After a zero in the first half of the Giants – Detroit game, Adam Schefter gives an insider about the intimate life of Ian Rapoport.
Week 12
Josh Rosen enters the field for one snap, throws an accurate pass and ends his career at the peak.
Jamar Chase catches four touchdowns in a game. In the Madden NFL, his rating is raised to 88.
Ovechkin arrives at the Washington game wearing a Football Team cap and Joe Theisman’s name on his back. A conspiracy theory arises on Reddit that a Russian hockey player is transmitting encrypted messages to the KGB in this way.
Teysom Hill makes his debut as a long snapper. He is divinely good.
Even Stephen A Smith is tired of losing Dallas. 90,083 90,194 Week 13 90,195 90,088 Embed from Getty Images 90,083 90,088 Soldier Field overtakes Vonthez Burfikt in terms of injury to NFL players.
Found the man who kept Deshawn Watson in the roster all this time and finally put him on the start line. Watson fumbles on the first play, injures his throwing thumb, and is out for the remainder of the game.
Maika Parsons hits the 10th sack of the season. Jerry Jones promises to make him the highest paid linebacker in the league.
Adrien Peterson loses No Holds Barred to Husbick by KO in the first round and closes out the last credit.
Antonio Brown becomes Donald Trump’s confidant in the upcoming US presidential election.
Week 14
The Tennessee Analysts are sad to report that the top performer in the linebacker class was exercising Mike Wreibel.
Unknown persons entered the Jacksonville base and broke the ping-pong table in the locker room. As a result of the investigation, it became known that these were fans of the Bills.
Kyler Murray wins a landslide victory. In Call of Duty.
Jeff Bezos is offered to buy the Seattle Seahawks. He buys Thursday instead.
Derrick Henry’s team advances to the playoffs. It’s about Nashville from MLS.
Week 15
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Ciara files for divorce after Russell Wilson told her “Let’s ride” in bed at night.
Josh McDaniels calls Belichick and asks about the vacancies.
The police are arresting Mike Zimmer. It turns out that he keeps the whole area in fear.
Jay Cutler is named to the Chicago Bears Ring of Fame.
In five matches of the MLS tour, a more productive score was recorded than in the match between the Steelers and the Panthers.
Week 16
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The Texans are celebrating Christmas with a bang. Lavi Smith is called the best Santa Claus in the entire league.
“Patriots” lose the fourth game in a row. New England fans write that American football has lost its zest and is no longer the same as before.
Colts head coach apologized for believing in Matt Ryan.
Top collegiate quarterbacks start calling for draft picks. Google records a sevenfold increase in searches for the keywords “Atlanta Falcons”.
Scandal in New York. Robert Sale won Survival because he bet his team’s opponents to win.
Week 17
The Bills sign a minimum contract with LeSean McCoy just in case. Just to be sure.
Deshaun Watson announces engagement on social media. His lover was the Cleveland club masseuse.
Aaron Rodgers threw a pass to Christian Watson.